Your Entertainment Questions Answered!
1. Where can Goofball perform?
Goofball can travel anywhere in Dallas and beyond. If your event is really far away, please provide a spaceship.
2. How early should I book Goofball?
3. How much is Goofball's entertainment?
If you live in a house like the one below, you can be sure that Goofball will be charging you triple what he normally charges.
After all, you’re rich, so he needs to relieve you from the weight of all those Benjamin Franklins in your wallet. Just kidding! Prices vary based on the party package selected. Each show will help him finance Goofballland, his dream theme park. Oh yeah, he also needs to feed his puppets. They eat a lot!
4. Does Goofball match prices with other entertainers?
5. How do I convince my sweetheart or boss to book Goofball?
Him to Her
“If Little Johnny gets Goofball for the party we won’t have to take him to Disneyland this year. Think about what we can get you with the savings!”
Her to Him
“Do you know how disappointed Little Suzy would be if we didn’t get Goofball? She might plummet into depression. You wouldn’t want that, would you?”
You to Your Boss
“It’s a lot cheaper than hiring Tony Robbins to boost morale.”
6. Are there other ways to pay for Goofball's services?
Goofball’s Dream Car